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Raven's gassy crime fighting day

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One day in the Titans Tower, Raven reads her spell books as usual. She looked for new spells to try out, however she found a certain spell that wasn't anything like the rest of them. She tries it out and doesn't know what is gonna happen. Raven dozed off and let out farts while she still doesn't know about it.

Next day in the Titans Tower, Raven started to fart and she found out the spell book she read from was the book of gassiness.

Raven: I wonder how I ended up getting this book. I seriously don't remember where it came from. I'm so sure I will put this to good use.

Raven lets out a long fart and she stunk up her own room. In a matter of minutes, she stinks up the whole tower. Eventually she finds out the bank was being robbed and she goes there right away. She enters the building and starts farting right away.

Bank Robbers: PU! What is that smell?

Raven: I happen to have new powers I just got recently.

Bank Robbers: It smells worse than prison food.

Raven: I have more farts coming for you. (She lets out a loud bassy fart)

Bank Robbers: Ugh! What is wrong with you?

Raven: I'm not responsible if you choose to stand in the way of my farts. (she farts on their faces and they are completely knocked out)

The police arrived and arrested the bank robbers only seconds after they have been knocked out.

Nancy: You're going to prison for attempted robbery at the bank. I have special punishments waiting for you at the prison.

Bank Robbers: You can't be serious.

Nancy: I'm serious for real.

Raven hears about a jewel heist at the local jewelry store and she goes there immediately. She farts constantly and laughs.

Jewel thieves: PU! What have you been eating?

Raven: You don't wanna know. (she rips another bassy fart)

Jewel thieves: That smells even worse than the place we hang out at.

Raven: There are still more coming your way. (Raven lets out even more stinky farts)

Jewel thieves: Oh come on. Stop it already.

Raven: Not a chance. (she farts on them and they pass out)

The police appear to arrest the jewel thieves and they go straight to prison.

Julie: Can I please have your autograph Raven?

Raven: Yes ma'am. (Raven signs her autograph and farts on Julie)

Julie: Nice one Raven.

Raven: Thank you.

Julie: No problem.

Raven now sees a bus of escaped prisoners and uses her powers to stop the bus. She gets in and farts and stinks up the whole bus.

Prisoners: PU! Why would you do that?

Raven: Sorry no get out of prison free card for you.

Prisoner driver: I thought the prison food smelled horrendous.

Prisoner named Rick: I know right.

Raven: The police are gonna rearrest you anyway.

The police arrest the prisoners again after Raven rips a long bassy fart. The real bus driver thanks Raven for getting his bus back. Raven gives him an autograph and farts on him and he smiles at her.

Raven sees school bullies attacking the children and she farts on their faces.

Bullies: PU! Was there any reason you did that to us?

Raven: Yes there was. You can't go around bullying kids. That is against the rules. (she continues farting on them until the principal arrives)

Principal: Good job Raven. You completely stopped the bullies. You bullies I'm calling your parents and I'm also expelling you from school.

Raven: I'm happy to fight crime as always.

Raven sees a guy with a spray can about to ruin private property and she takes him to a different place and farts on his face.

Rude guy: PU! Why did you fart on my face?

Raven: You can't go around defacing properties of people. You will go to prison for that.

Rude guy: These people ruined my own life.

Raven: That seriously doesn't mean you get to trash their properties.

She continues to fart and fart until he falls unconscious. The police arrested him and thanked Raven for her efforts.

At the farting contest, Raven entered and there were so many people in line waiting to let their farts rip. Eventually she got her turn and she ripped the biggest fart and she won first place in the whole contest. She claimed her prize and the money the people made in the charity drive went straight to charity.

Raven: This is the happiest day of my life. That gassy spell book was totally worth something.

So she continues to fart and fart and lived happily ever after.
This is a story to my friend Roald-Dahl-100.
Raven belongs to DC Comics.
Nancy and Julie belong to me.
© 2015 - 2024 Codemaster9999
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I love it when Raven farts